• *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

(Source: sexgodsnarry, via howsenselessdeath)

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via howsenselessdeath)

tastier:

I WISH I LOOKED GOOD NAKED AND I WISH I HAD CLEAR SKIN

(via vi0let-hilll)

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(Source: banderboucher, via and-getting-caught-in-the-rain)